Sunday, February 12, 2012
The Square Root of Rubiks Cube
At least initially, but upon entering the American market, the company that licensed it of course wanted it to be the next Big Thing, the toy hit of the early '80s. And for that to happen, it should not test consumers' patience or make them feel like idiots. And so began the stupidification of the Rubik's Cube.
I had a friend who had the Cube. No rube was he, but also not a genius, or even especially dedicated. He was, however clever enough to want to look smart, aware enough to know that there was a book that explained how to solve the cube, and rich enough to buy said book. (I should explain to the kids that there was no internet in that benighted decade--books were how we learned back then.)
Scads of cads bought the book, then showed up and showed off how quickly they could "solve" the cube. Soon enough, even the half-bright denizens of the high school halls knew that these charlatans were just going buy the book, and were nothing special. But Americans with money will not be written off lightly, and when fake-solving the cube did not prove impressive, rubbed others' noses in their impecuniousness. Solving the cube through wits alone was a sign of poverty. I kid you not.
The Rubik's Cube became a tool for showing off on a grander scale as well. Tournaments were organized. The joy of solo solution gave way to speed. America's capitalists took pride in the fact that despite it's invention by a commie, it took the U S of A to turn it into a blockbuster. Erno Rubik was from Hungary, but the name sounded Russki to most Americans, and the few who knew better congratulated themselves that Hungarians worshiped blue-jeans and would have gladly thrown off the Soviet yoke given the chance (or, given the US military support that had been implied when they actually did attempt rebellion, but that's another story). By and large, though, it felt like an appropriation of Eastern science for Western profit, which during the Cold Ware conjured a victory on par with our scoring the Soviet-effacing humor of Jakov Smirnoff. Which again, is not a joke.
So the Rubik's Cube became the Big Thing, until it was supplanted by Cabbage Patch Dolls or something equally brilliant. Wikipedia claims it was advertized as having "billions of positions," which is both 10 orders of magnitude too small and completely reasonable, given the target audience's sub-Soviet numeracy and enthrallment with Carl Sagan. It didn't matter how many positions the damned thing could take, since people tended to go buy the book or toss it into the oblivion drawer.
Meanwhile, the un-square had moved on to something more interesting.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I Like Ike (tax-wise, anyway)
The post is called "I Like Ike," and is about the sad fact that over time, GOP administrations look better and better, as each new one sinks lower and lower.
It's filed back here.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Golf and the Gulf
Personally, though, I found another comment of his more irritating, without even taking it out of context:
"[Obama] set the bogey for himself. He said, look, I'm going to borrow $787 billion and I'm going to get the economy going and keep unemployment below 8 percent." (January 9, 2011, campaigning in New Hampshire, copied from NPR transcript)
Yep, "set the bogey." Mitt being Mitt, this had nothing to do with Mitsubishi or Messerschmidt fighters bearing down on him; he was breaking out in golf-speak, the language of the 1%. Maybe New Hampshire voters are into that, but I kinda doubt it. Golf is the game of the elite, the milieu that replaced smoke-filled rooms several decades ago, the alleged sport that requires the least effort possible, and comes with servants. Rich guys tooling around in carts, quaffing beverages, telling stupid jokes, and generally enjoying themselves while the masses are kept safely outside the club. Golf was the last sport to allow non-whites to participate, and country clubs centered on golf remain to this day places teeming with the melanin-poor and asset-rich.
To use golf metaphors is to reveal oneself as out of touch with the vast majority of voters, clueless and heartless. To characterize the fraction of Great Recession federal spending that most directly benefited the working people of this nation as a handicap ('bogey' means being one step behind the pace, in case you are one of the 250,000,000 or so people in the US who does not know what it means) betrays Romney's rich-boy prejudice. A trillion dollars to bail out Wall Street? Not a problem. Many more trillions in low and no-interest loans to major financial institutions (who somehow failed to pass it along)? Sound policy, nothing for a financier to complain about. But Obama getting a sub-trillion amount to build roads (roughly half what economists said it would take, but better than nothing), fix schools, and pay public sector workers? That's a loss in Mitt's book.
Nobody else seems to have taken note. Golf is so accepted a form of social intercourse in the beltway that the politicians don't recognize any problem. The main media see the game as a chance to get off-the-record candor. The lobbyists and corporations that benefit from the vast majority of federal spending rely on golf outings in exotic and exclusive locales as tools of the trade (no welfare moms get to take Obama out for a round and pitch the case for aid).
So Mitt, keep talking golf. Let your words speak of the gulf between you and We the People.
Friday, December 23, 2011
The Certainty Fetish (and How it Kills Democracy)
This time, they are demanding that the president approve an oil pipeline. Not review and consider it, as the administration is supposed to. Not even make a decision on an accelerated timeline, as the republicans initially demanded. But approve it. Provide certainty to the petro-economy, so that it can grab more fistfuls of dollars,...um, uh, create jobs. Yeah, that's it. So we have a situation where the oligarchs and their tea party minions are trying to ignore the constitution, foist a favor to the industry onto the president's desk, force the will of one small part of the legislative branch on the executive. Tip the balance and cancel the check, there's money to be made.
Ironically, the party that has enshrined the "Market" for so long finds itself demanding government intervention on behalf of said Market, which in so many other arenas is supposed to work its magic best in the absence of any government action. But as we have seen so many times recently, the Market feigns terminal illness or threatens mass suicide if the government does not act. Remember TARP, interest free loans to banks, stimulus spending? Socialism, plain and simple, demanded by the same Market that says it believes in pure capitalism. Hmm.
What the Market and it's party actually do object to is regulation, and again they call on the ogre of Uncertainty to scare up suspensions of regulations, laws over-riding rules, or appropriations bills that de-fund enforcement of whatever they cannot erase. Clean air and water cost too much, and cause uncertainty among the job creators, we are told. Leaving determinations to trained professionals and basing policy on science rather than expedience can take to long, causing uncertainty.
Odd that rules written in the Federal Register, based on data-driven analyses, can be characterized as counter to certainty, but that's the party line. This paradox reveals that not all certainty is created equal, that what the corporate titans want is Certainty that they will not be constrained in any way, and that profit margins will not be affected by bothersome rules. And if those rules and regs reflect a concern for the environment, or the health and safety of the working class, if those rules reflect the preferences and comments painstakingly gathered from specialists, the people affected by them (among them, the business community), and the general public, too bad. There's money to be made, after all, and the Market is too damned lazy to adapt to its environment.
Speaking of the environment, let me also speak of evolution. Major corporations in the agribusiness sector have sought Certainty in ways that are bound to fail. Farming is inherently uncertain--always was and always will be. Creating a variety of super corn seems attractive to an idiot, but evolution will breed super bugs and fungi and a host of other beings to wipe that smugly certainty away. Inserting genes that make it certain that you can spray away all the plants but the crop give you a few seasons of certainty, until the messy mutations pop up with unexpected consequences. It all looks good in the plan, but reality intervenes, and the Certainty you had on paper erodes away quickly. There is pretty good evidence from archaeology that the greater the emphasis on certainty, the harder the fall.
At the altar of Certainty, there are those who would sacrifice the careful balance struck by our Constitution, the will and the common good of the people, that messy and ungodly Evolution, and for that matter the free market. But this will not bring peace of mind, not even to the wealthy few who get to decide what we are certain about. Certainty demands an unending series of concessions; the freedoms to change, to improve, to innovate are all anathema.
The only system in which Certainty is great enough to satisfy it's business-minded devotees is totalitarianism. Demands for freedom or the welfare of the commoners are troublesome. Democracy is rife with uncertainty, what with everyone getting a vote. People who want to develop a pipeline must face this uncertainty, and always have. To shirk that and insist on certainty is to deny that anyone else gets a voice, and that things change.
History is not about to stop, and absolute Certainty will always elude the captains of industry. Atlas can shrug, oligarchs can strike, but people are waking up and getting fed up. The plutocrats have almost all the marbles, and we the people are not inclined to surrender the last few. Those who whine about a few stray ones rolling around, messing up their perfect order, had better learn to adapt.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Commercial Disobedience (Why have I never heard of it?)
More recently, Mark Cassello wrote about it in Huffington post, explaining that mass retreats from Netflix and Bank of America qualify as nothing more than collective consumer action, falling short of actual commercial disobedience. Then he goes off on a tangent about Apple's evilness, I guess because Steve Jobs was barely cold, as if a collective consumer decision to not buy ipads would qualify.
I'm not buying that any more than I believe that occupying public space is civil disobedience. Commercial disobedience involves asserting oneself outside the seller-consumer relationship, at least until such time as purchases are made compulsory. I guess you can get partial credit for resisting peer pressure to buy all the latest crap, but that's only the mildest form.
To disobey would be more along the lines of people who refuse to be foreclosed and ousted, who sit tight in their homes, maybe even force the bank to rove in court that it owns the mortgage (not so easy, given the slicing and dicing that occurred). Pickets and protests on corporate grounds, that's disobedience. The 1% want to have it all, and exclude us, so why are we not sitting in at their lunch counter, moving to the front of the jet? That's commercial disobedience.
I'm too big a wimp to crash a board meeting or an exclusive golf resort, so I satisfy myself with smaller disobediences. One great thing I read about lately was to take credit card offers and other postage-paid return envelopes and stuff them with whatever will fit: plastic, other junk mail, and messages to the mail-room staff like "Unionize!" or "Your CEO golfs and calls it work." My sister said she's enclosing stacks of coupons that arrive in her mailbox, since the people who open it may benefit.
Then there's the kind of disobedience that amount to dismissal, turn your back on commerce, drop out. Doing so completely is so rare that I bet you don't even know anyone who's done it. Short of pemmican in a pit house, you can pick and choose divestments, from ditching an IRA that leans on big bad companies to non-cash exchanges of food with friends.
Finally, there's armchair disobedience. Like sitting here and advising people to occupy foreclosures and walmart, peppering my prose with improvised sarcastic devices. So few people have ever seen this stuff that I can confidently state that no actual disobedience has come of it.
No doubt there's more. Somebody must have been thinking about this before. Civil disobedience brought and end to Vietnam and legalized racism, and the term is something that is still widely taught today. But our anger at the savage capitalism that is to blame for so many of our social and economic woes remains inchoate (behold the aimless occupiers), marginalized (Ralph Nader's accurate but bland blandishments), or plain old stupid and dangerous (tea partiers who think the government is the problem).
Already, some have the support of their local sheriff, maybe even their congressional rep.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Fighting for Your Freedoms
It seems a long time but has only been a few weeks since Veterans' Day, when we pause to honor those who served in the US military. Then, as on Memorial Day, the Fourth of July, and the other solemn punctuations we place in our lives right up to and including funerals of all those vets, we honor the men and women who "Fought for Our Freedoms." This alliterative bit hits home, to the notice of cynical politicians and the mongering profiteers who run them, and it is so well used that it flows instantly and automatically with the narrative that becomes history.
Many soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines did fight for freedom against such worthy foes as European fascism. Even more spent tours of unmitigated boredom in varying degrees of discomfort. Some got hurt, lost limbs, and died. For Freedom, we say, because it's just too painful to abide otherwise.
The Leaders who send these kids to war have a pretty sorry record of using the military force at their disposal for actually protecting freedom. From the US, sham states in certain neighborhoods of Iraq and Afghanistan may look better than their immediate predecessors, but its debatable whether normal people fare any better there. Meanwhile, here at home, we citizens were stripped of a litany of freedoms during these conflicts and the overall War on Terror. Stopping a Libyan madman or Balkan genocide is good, but honest fights for freedom are rare these days. It turns out that Fighting for Freedom is not such an important policy objective that we do it in places without oil.
I would like to have people in uniform fight for freedom right here at home.
Not warfighting, and I'm not even suggesting we replace military with Americorps (not in this post, anyway). I mean the police and if need be the national guard protecting freedom. The freedoms to assemble, to petition our government, and to speak our minds, for example. I mean protecting the right of citizens to speak out, not just protecting the buildings and the politicians.
Maybe I should explain that what got me to thinking along these lines was the news that Wisconsin's bitterly partisan governor chose to wind down a year in which his citizens rose up against him by issuing a policy stating that more that four people in the capitol building or 100 people outside constitutes a demonstration which must get a permit. Oh, and to get a permit, a political appointee of said governor may decide to demand--up front--payment for estimated police pay and capitol clean-up, liability insurance, and a bond. Pay up, or no permit. No entry onto the grounds of your state's capitol, where democracy used to live.
To my mind, government should accept the cost of some extra trash cans and police labor as the cost of democracy. We have trillions for wars with Iraq, but not to ensure a safe place for people to exercise their democratic freedoms? Preposterous, our freedom lives here with us. The governor had $140,000,000 in tax breaks and give-aways to corporations, but balks at spending a small percentage of that to maintain the seat of government and protect the rights of citizens? Utter nonsense.
Governor Walker says the demonstrations (triggered by his arrogant stances against workers' freedom of assembly and petition) cost $8,000,000 in police and nearly that much again to clean up tape marks on the marble halls of power, a claim so dubious that even he backed away from it. He feels that it is fair to turn this into a sort of user-fee situation. Not a tax, of course. Not intended to make it hard for the un-wealthy to protest. Not intended to stifle free speech, to make the solons of the Badger State unreachable. Not thumbing his patrician nose at the teeming masses by making them pay for police who may be used to intimidate them. No. Not that at all.
Say each and every state capitol had Wisconsin-sized demonstrations every year, really saw an increase of $10,000,000 a year to cover the costs of democracy. That would be half a billion dollars nationwide. How many times over have we dropped that kind of cash to Fight for Freedom overseas? We did it a few times every week under Bush. We have in our arsenal single weapons that cost more than that. I propose that the federal government sell one of those and issue block grants to states to be used to protect our freedom.
We may not agree with our fellow citizens. We may despise what they say. We may want to go out and say our piece, hold up our signs and shout slogans at each other. But we should not want them silenced. We should not support financial obstacles to showing up where the laws are made to speak to our Leaders. We should not support the perverse use of police to squelch protest, rather than to shepherd it.
I've seen the state troopers who guard the capitol here in Olympia maintain their cool, help keep the Occupy camp safe, and keep an eye out for actions that could escalate into violence. Entering the capitol building during one rally, I was asked to leave my sign by the door because it had a stick attached, which I guess some people would see as an infringement, but to me makes enough sense to comply. The point is that instead of jumping to eviction and pepper spray, they let democracy happen. I'd be happy knowing that my tax money helped pay for just enough police to keep me from being attacked for my beliefs or to keep rowdies from turning political protest into vandalism and violence. Protect and defend democracy, fight for freedom.
Friday, December 2, 2011
I Like Ike
Lately, I've been feeling like the people I used to snicker at, who maintained that the 1950s were America's halcyonic heroic heyday, maybe they were on to something. Maybe it's only because our country has begun picking up speed in its downward spiral, making the present feel like the depths of the toilet bowl, the rim where we once were a gleaming symbol of hope. (This presumes you can see past the festering under-rim of racism and sexism--not to mention the war-pocked porcelain matted with scoundrelous profiteering growths.)
But like Jello Biafra said, we've got a bigger problem now. Worse than he imagined, maybe.
Makes me long for the warm comradery of the Eisenhower Era. You know, when Americans who had whupped the Japanese and Hitler, and determined (through our global example of gleaming capitalist prosperity) to keep Joe Stalin from taking over the world.
Also, when Americans who made more than $400,000 per year payed 92% tax; the poorest among these took home $32,000. Mid-way through Ike's first term, more than a third (34.8%) of wage and salary earners belonged to unions, which happens to have been the peak in that metric during the entire history of this country. A guy like me could support his family with a single job. It was as close as we ever came to the socialist worker's paradise.
What happened? If I could blame the Republicans, I would, but the data won't let me. Nor will President Eisenhower's parting words, which warned the nation to beware the military industrial complex and its ruinous effects on our economy and freedoms.
As the chart shows, the top tax rate did drop very slightly during the Eisenhower administration (it had peaked in 1944 at 94%, was 92% when Ike took office, and 91% when he left), but a much bigger drop--to 70%--occurred during the subsequent Kennedy and Johnson regime, although by the end of that there was also a 10% surtax to pay for the Vietnam war. Yeah, that's right, an extra tax; there was a time when wars were not considered normal ongoing activity, and citizens had to pony up some extra cash to pay for them. The other thing that happened during the 1960s was that the threshold for the top tax rate lowered from $400,000 to $200,000, so more people fit in this top bracket.
Then Nixon came in, which by current standards should have meant a huge tax holiday for rich people, but if that happened it was not in the highly visible income tax realm, which stayed the same. When Jimmy Carter stepped into office, the threshold and top rate were still $200,000 and 70%. By the time he left, all that had happened was that inflation had been acknowledged by raising the threshold about 7%.
The Reagan Regime was when the modern GOP agenda of disencumbering the rich and transferring ever more wealth to them truly took hold. Midway through his second term, regression had brought the top bracket down to 50% and increased the income threshold to nearly $360,000, which is so far beyond inflation that it can only be read as a gift to those whose salaries were exorbitant (though perhaps shy of obscene). Two years later, despite being busy selling arms to terrorist regimes that had attacked us, the administration had somehow found a way to reduce the top tax rate to just 28%. But because in this new mean Republicanism it is not enough for the rich to win, but the poor must lose, this top rate applied to anyone making $29,750. There was a "bubble" rate of 33% for income in excess of $71,900, but compared to the 50% of two years prior, it was nothing.
Bush I, true to form, accomplished nothing visible to the naked eye.
And then along cam Bill Clinton. After a dozen years of GOP rule, a chance to set things straight with the allegedly liberal democrats controlling everything. So the rich were once again taxed heavily, right?
Wrong. The "bubble" rate dropped again to 31.5%, and the threshold rose again in 1992, which ostensibly happened under Bush I, although the Democrats controlled Congress at the time and should have been able to hold out, given the political hay they could have had from the administration's criminal culpability in the Iran-Contra morass. Somehow, the Dems snatched economic defeat from the jaws of victory, though, and by the time Clinton had finished his final term, the top tax rate had risen marginally to just under 40%, but far fewer people qualified, since the income threshold had ballooned to nearly $300,000.
Bush II did not monkey around with the rates as much. Not because he was stymied by the compliant Democrats in Congress--it's just that the rich don't earn their money by working at jobs anymore. Decreasing capital gains tax, increasing the threshold on inheritance tax, and of course privatizing government functions so that his corporate buddies could collect money instead of paying, now those were policies W could get behind.
Now, there are increasing demands from us commoners that the rich pay more. Our economy is hurting, and if the government had money to invest, we could recover, create jobs, and fix our ailing public sector. But as it stands, only people who make more than $379,150/year pay the current top rate of 35%, and that's chump change to the richest people in the nation, who pay just 15.3% on the fraction of their investment income that is not sheltered.
So yeah, there is part of me that longs for that workers' paradise of the 1950s. Workers represented by unions, the populace at large benefiting from public works funded in part by the most fortunate among us being asked to help out their fellow citizens. Where is Comrade Eisenhower when we need him?
